April 2013
1 post
February 2013
11 posts
Your legs. UNF.
Lmfao. Uh, thank you? This is my first Anon. I love you, Anon. Be mine.
The Usual Post-UFC Morning
Is it possible to poop out solid beer? Because I’m about 84% certain I just did.
January 2013
17 posts
Why am I crazy? Aha
You were like, dudes don’t like me, all I want to do is watch Will Ferrell movies. One) I don’t believe dudes don’t like you, you’re hot. Two) I don’t know why I’m writing out the number … And three) fuck it, watch “Stranger Than Fiction”. Will’s best film.
ALL I WANT TO DO IS WATCH ALL OF WILL FERREL’S MOVIES WITH A CUTE DUDE! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR!?!?! YES, YES IT IS BECAUSE DUDES DON’T LIKE ME. hah. whatever. ain’t nobody got time for that.
You are a crazy person?
If you expect me to do a Topless Tuesday, you'd better do one first.
PFT. Too easy.
