DBoe

Basically a lil bit of whatever I like. It's my escape from this everyday mundane life that I have.
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mapsontheweb:

This Map Shows Which States Have the Longest Sex

Wait. 7 minutes is considered long?!

… maybe I need to start rushing things along.

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eyerapenuns:

danboesen:

eyerapenuns:

danboesen:

It may offend some of you but nothing enrages me more than ppl who post statuses, pictures, and posts saying, “I’m comfortable with my body!”, “I’m perfect this way!”, “Can’t fight genetics..”, etc.

FALSE. We as humans were born as natural predators. We’re designed to run animals down. Our ancestors used to hunt deer and animals down by CHASING THEM DOWN TILL THE ANIMALS GOT TIRED AND ACCEPTED DEATH.

You are NOT supposed to be sedatory. You are NOT supposed to have rolls.

Get out there and try and better yourself. If not for your health at least do it for your loved ones

wtf is “sedatory”? you mean “sedentary”  you illiterate fucktard? XD 

Whoa. Grammar police put me in my place. Fuck my life!

that’s spelling, not grammar, dipshit

I’ve never heard anybody called the spelling police before. That just sounds retarded.

I leave you on this note. Your mother’s a cunt and I wish one of the planes on 9/11 had flown into you. Directly into you. Like. Your cubicle would get hit by the tip of the plane.

Also. Fun fact: You suck.

eyerapenuns:

danboesen:

It may offend some of you but nothing enrages me more than ppl who post statuses, pictures, and posts saying, “I’m comfortable with my body!”, “I’m perfect this way!”, “Can’t fight genetics..”, etc.

FALSE. We as humans were born as natural predators. We’re designed to run animals down. Our ancestors used to hunt deer and animals down by CHASING THEM DOWN TILL THE ANIMALS GOT TIRED AND ACCEPTED DEATH.

You are NOT supposed to be sedatory. You are NOT supposed to have rolls.

Get out there and try and better yourself. If not for your health at least do it for your loved ones

wtf is “sedatory”? you mean “sedentary”  you illiterate fucktard? XD 

Whoa. Grammar police put me in my place. Fuck my life!

It may offend some of you but nothing enrages me more than ppl who post statuses, pictures, and posts saying, “I’m comfortable with my body!”, “I’m perfect this way!”, “Can’t fight genetics..”, etc.

FALSE. We as humans were born as natural predators. We’re designed to run animals down. Our ancestors used to hunt deer and animals down by CHASING THEM DOWN TILL THE ANIMALS GOT TIRED AND ACCEPTED DEATH.

You are NOT supposed to be sedatory. You are NOT supposed to have rolls.

Get out there and try and better yourself. If not for your health at least do it for your loved ones

#TBT or #TransformationThursday

Six months ago and this morning.

Asker catbidet Asks:
What about the rumor that you have licensed this book's rock opera rights to Queens of the Stone Age for a Fall 2014 stage production?
danboesen danboesen Said:

robdelaney:

I would cum for 1000 years then die if this were true. 

Four months ago. Three months of CrossFit.

Attempting to PR my Clean annnnd FAILING. I’ll get you, 205lbs. You stupid sonofabitch.

DAMN

DAMN

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mahakavi:

danboesen:

starsails:

is a complete and utter asshole. Wow. 

Oh fuck your face

wow what a mature response a+ you’ve done it you’ve won the internet

Thank you.